Tu veux scène par scène?mélodie a écrit : wido, tu nous fais des fortunes Monty Python ? (C'était donc toi ! J'en ai installées juste ces jours-ci !)
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yaourt -S fortune-mod-montypython
Tu veux scène par scène?mélodie a écrit : wido, tu nous fais des fortunes Monty Python ? (C'était donc toi ! J'en ai installées juste ces jours-ci !)
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yaourt -S fortune-mod-montypython
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yaourt -S fortune-mod-montypython
$ fortune montypython
Scene 2
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't
be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine
today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got shit all over him.
$
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yaourt -S fortune-mod-matrix-fr
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yaourt -S fortune-mod-darkknight
ouBruce Wayne: Today you get to tell me 'I told you so'.
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
[They walk towards the lift for a few moments. Alfred leans toward Bruce.]
Alfred Pennyworth: ...But I did bloody tell you.
Bruce Wayne: Today you get to tell me 'I told you so'.
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
[They walk towards the lift for a few moments. Alfred leans toward Bruce.]
Alfred Pennyworth: ...But I did bloody tell you.
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#!/bin/bash
min_value=12000
cur_value=$(awk '/^present volt/{print $3;exit}' /proc/acpi/battery/BAT*/state)
(( cur_value < min_value )) && cat<<EOF
Hey $USER, someone have a message for u ;)
$( ( fortune | figlet ) 2>/dev/null || fortune )
EOF
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if [ `grep -i utf8 /etc/profile | wc -l` != 0 ] && [ `grep -i utf8 /etc/rc.conf |wc -l` != 0 ]; then
./configure --prefix=$pkgdir/usr --with-fortunesdir=$pkgdir/usr/share/fortune/fr --with-charset=UTF8
else
./configure --prefix=$pkgdir/usr --with-fortunesdir=$pkgdir/usr/share/fortune/fr
fi